Jon Follow

https://github.com/KingKoolKat

Jon is the editor in chief and technical director of the Chambana Report. He once embarassed himself in a Guitar Center because he grossly underestimated the difficulty of playing drums. He has a seasonal interest in snails and dreams to name the shiftiest one "Snail Gilgeous Alexander".

Jon

Posts by Jon

The Scariest Place on Earth

What’s the scariest place on Earth? Prison? Shark-infested waters? Perhaps hell? All wrong. The real answer is Rantoul, Illinois. To be more specific, the Necrosis Haunted House in Ra...

In Issue4, interview, Oct 23, 2025

You, yes you, should be playing as the ugly Overwatch characters

Overwatch is a competitive hero-shooter that prides itself on its inclusion. The game has the motto that “anyone can be a hero” and fulfills that promise by having a roster that is bo...

In Issue4, opinion, Oct 21, 2025

It’s Not That Big of a Deal | The Staple Fiasco

A good editor in chief keeps his friends close and his creative director closer, so this year I have been roommates with David Hipp. The staple fiasco is a result of this living situa...

In Issue3, debate, Sep 24, 2025

Fortnite shouldn’t let the Bots have Licensed Skins

One of the many charms of Fortnite is its vast cast of licensed character “skins” (outfits). It is the only game where Peter Griffin and Ice Spice can go toe to toe against the Teenag...

In Issue2, opinion, Sep 10, 2025

The Case AGAINST Ventriloquism Being Real

There are certain moments in life that bloom into your memory like a rose and thrash you with their barbs when you try to forget about them. For me, that moment was watching Darci Lyn...

In Issue1, debate, Aug 24, 2025