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Owen Valentine is a genre-bending musical genius who occasionally lends his pen to the Chambana Report. He was once belittled by the employees at a Taco Bell drive thru for ordering cheese quesadillas. He has a very shallow Overwatch hero pool.
Posts by Owen Valentine
Why You Should Be Very Nice to Me, an Introspective
If any of you are like me, you can relate to saying phrases like “It’s my first time living too” and “Please be really nice to me” ALL of the time. Whether it be a misquoted joke, a t...
In Issue6, opinion, Feb 12, 2026
Yanny vs. Laurel, a Retrospective
Many of us know about the classic “Yanny vs. Laurel” audio debate, but could there be more to the story than we have previously thought?
In Issue3, history, Sep 26, 2025