Cupid's Correspondence | Dear Ryan

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In Issue6, advice, Feb 14, 2026

A deeply unsatisfying interview with Richie Dering

Every year the Chambana Report awards one lucky reader or reporter the Chambana Report Sportsmanship Award. This highly prestigious a...

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Cupid's Correspondence | Dear Ryan

Have a question for Ryan? Write into Dear Ryan using the Contact Us form on our website or through his email: ryanm21@illinois.edu

In Issue6, advice, Feb 14, 2026

Why You Should Be Very Nice to Me, an Introspective

If any of you are like me, you can relate to saying phrases like “It’s my first time living too” and “Please be really nice to me” ALL of the time. Whether it be a misquoted joke, a t...

In Issue6, opinion, Feb 12, 2026

Antics of the Sheepherd | A Short Story

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In Issue6, story, Feb 12, 2026

Drafty's Desk Drawer | Issue 6

Welcome to Drafty’s Desk Drawer, a collection of various things compiled together by our intern Drafty. If you would like your piece of anything (art, poetry, puzzle, etc.) to be feat...

In Issue6, media, Feb 11, 2026

A deeply unsatisfying interview with Richie Dering

Every year the Chambana Report awards one lucky reader or reporter the Chambana Report Sportsmanship Award. This highly prestigious award is given to an individual who displays both e...

In Issue6, interview, Feb 10, 2026

Drafty's Discovery | Dear Ryan

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In Issue5, advice, Nov 23, 2025

The Offline Party: A Glimpse into the Twisted Mind of Andrew Yang

There are very few reasons why you should skip class. One of the rare class-cuttable occasions is attending Andrew Yang’s OFFLINE Party in the storied city of Chicago. For those not i...

In Issue5, review, Nov 23, 2025

Mountain Pulp | A Short Story

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In Issue5, story, Nov 22, 2025

Drafty's Desk Drawer | Issue 5

Welcome to Drafty’s Desk Drawer, a collection of various things compiled together by our intern Drafty. If you would like your piece of anything (art, poetry, puzzle, etc.) to be feat...

In Issue5, media, Nov 22, 2025

Some Mildly Immoral Things

The human condition in the year of our Lord 2025 is certainly an experience with many philosophical and ethical dilemmas, ranging from the large-scale economic impacts of collective d...

In Issue5, review, Nov 21, 2025