Two Quarters Should Be Required to Unlock the Shopping Carts at Aldi

It’s come to my attention that the citizens of Champaign have taken issue with Aldi’s shopping cart policy. Under Aldi’s current syst...

In Issue7, opinion, Mar 29, 2026

3 Good Ways to Make Pasta

#1 Red Sauce and Meat and Mushroom

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Two Quarters Should Be Required to Unlock the Shopping Carts at Aldi

It’s come to my attention that the citizens of Champaign have taken issue with Aldi’s shopping cart policy. Under Aldi’s current system, accessing one of its shopping carts requires a...

In Issue7, opinion, Mar 29, 2026

Drafty's Desk Drawer | Issue 7

Welcome to Drafty’s Desk Drawer, a collection of various things compiled together by our intern Drafty. If you would like your piece of anything (art, poetry, puzzle, etc.) to be feat...

In Issue7, media, Mar 29, 2026

Lovely Lamb | Dear Ryan

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In Issue7, advice, Mar 29, 2026

A Tale From Abroad

The legend of the 13th century Bohemian Prince, Bruncvik, his magical sword, and his trusty white lion sidekick has lived vicariously through the storytelling of Czech tour guides for...

In Issue7, story, Mar 29, 2026

3 Good Ways to Make Pasta

#1 Red Sauce and Meat and Mushroom

In Issue7, food, Mar 29, 2026

Cupid's Correspondence | Dear Ryan

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In Issue6, advice, Feb 14, 2026

Why You Should Be Very Nice to Me, an Introspective

If any of you are like me, you can relate to saying phrases like “It’s my first time living too” and “Please be really nice to me” ALL of the time. Whether it be a misquoted joke, a t...

In Issue6, opinion, Feb 12, 2026

Antics of the Sheepherd | A Short Story

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In Issue6, story, Feb 12, 2026

Drafty's Desk Drawer | Issue 6

Welcome to Drafty’s Desk Drawer, a collection of various things compiled together by our intern Drafty. If you would like your piece of anything (art, poetry, puzzle, etc.) to be feat...

In Issue6, media, Feb 11, 2026

A deeply unsatisfying interview with Richie Dering

Every year the Chambana Report awards one lucky reader or reporter the Chambana Report Sportsmanship Award. This highly prestigious award is given to an individual who displays both e...

In Issue6, interview, Feb 10, 2026